Alright...for the record, This is not for the squeamish folks or the people with weak hearts. If you are a good poker player then you already qualify cause you gotta have big nads to call all-in with any fuckin hand if you are using your own hard earned cash...if on the other hand, you only play with monopoly type money then just move your mouse back up to the top left corner and click BACK cause you don't belong here!
Now for the Ladies....it is assumed that you automatically grow artificial nads when you sit down at the felt and again...don't forget about that BACK button if you dont like what I'm sayin. This is my story, BB Jackson is the name and yes the BB stands for big balls.
It all started about 20 yr ago when I sat down at my first poker game with Pops at the ripe age of 14. Yeah....you know what I'm talkin bout, That age when EVERY woman in the sears catalog was the hottest thing around. I could sit for hours and.....oh shit, back to the poker table.
My first game was 5 card stud and the ante was a nickel. I had saved $8.45 by helping Gramps castrate all the baby pigs...now keep in mind we are talkin bout a damn years worth of holding piglets while Gramps cut their nads out and fed em' to Sam (my german shepard). I swear that dog could hear pigs squealin from 5 miles away. Anyway, I need a drink for I can go any further so I reckon I'll be back here in a little while. I'm sure you know how it is when that Colt 40 is callin your name
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Now for the Ladies....it is assumed that you automatically grow artificial nads when you sit down at the felt and again...don't forget about that BACK button if you dont like what I'm sayin. This is my story, BB Jackson is the name and yes the BB stands for big balls.
It all started about 20 yr ago when I sat down at my first poker game with Pops at the ripe age of 14. Yeah....you know what I'm talkin bout, That age when EVERY woman in the sears catalog was the hottest thing around. I could sit for hours and.....oh shit, back to the poker table.
My first game was 5 card stud and the ante was a nickel. I had saved $8.45 by helping Gramps castrate all the baby pigs...now keep in mind we are talkin bout a damn years worth of holding piglets while Gramps cut their nads out and fed em' to Sam (my german shepard). I swear that dog could hear pigs squealin from 5 miles away. Anyway, I need a drink for I can go any further so I reckon I'll be back here in a little while. I'm sure you know how it is when that Colt 40 is callin your name
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